Fit Friday Plus A Story about How I Can’t Read or Do Math

Fit Friday!Last Week’s Goal: Work out for 60 total minutes.

Results: 42 minutes. Partial fail!  Or partial win, depending on if you’re a glass half full or glass half empty type.  Usually I’m a glass half empty type, but since I worked so hard, and actually succeeded at making SOME change, I’m going to go with partial win.

  • Friday: 10 minute family dance party in kitchen to Abba.  Yeah that’s how we roll.
  • Saturday: 10 mins recumbent bike
  • Monday: Nothin’
  • Tuesday: Nothin’
  • Wednesday: Date night.  Nothin’
  • Thursday: OMG Fit Friday is tomorrow and I’ve only worked out 20 minutes total!  22 minutes recumbent bike.

Total: 42 minutes

42 minutes was way better than 0 minutes, and I can guarantee that I wouldn’t have even done that if not for this little blog!

Next week, I am going to renew this goal:

  • Work out 60 total minutes

And add this one:

  • Take healthy snacks to work

I get hungry every afternoon around 3:30, and if I don’t have healthy snacks, I head right toward the candy drawer.  I usually get something “healthy” like peanuts or trail mix*, but that’s expensive and I know I can do even better for my pocketbook and my waistline with fruit or something from home.

*So, like every day for about 6 months, I was eating this trail mix from Costco, and I was so excited because it was only like 160 calories per package, which I thought was great for as full as it made me feel.  I was talking to a co-worker and she mentioned that when she eats it, she splits it into two so she can save calories.  I thought, “Geez, what a crazy diet person – it’s only 160 calories.”  Then I went and looked at the package.  It’s not 160 calories per package.  It’s 160 per serving, and there’s 2.5 servings per package!  No wonder I’m fat!  Every day for about six months, I was unknowingly eating 240 more calories than I thought!  :O 

The math.  I don’t haz it.

That Time My Lying 3 Year Old Made a Fool Out of Me

Last night when I got home, 3 year old Bongo, showed me something alarming – a giant burn blister on his middle finger.

“Look mommy,” he says nonchalantly, “I burned myself,” as if a second degree burn is no big.  Being the reasonable and sane person I am, I jumped into freak-out mode.  At least in my head.

“Where did he get this?”  “When did he get it?”  And, since it happened at school, “Why the hell didn’t I get an ouch report!?!”  “How could this have happened without them knowing, and why didn’t I get a report?!”  All of those questions were in my head of course, but I did ask him calmly when and how he got it.

“Today.  I was making food with Miss D (his assistant teacher), and I touched it and it was hot.”

Well that seemed weird.  They don’t have a microwave there, and I doubt there is food hot enough to give him this kind of burn.  This is preschool, not Le Cordon Blue!  I press further for more details.  It’ll be harder for him to lie and make up stories if I press for more details.

“What kind of food?”

Doesn’t miss a beat.  “Apples and pasta.”

Ok, well certainly with those details, it must be true.  Weird, but true.  Maybe they had a special event?

I was filled with at least a small amount of righteous indignation, and vowed to talk to his teacher at morning drop-off.   

However, when we got to the school, it was one of those mornings where freaking NOTHING goes right, and by the time we arrived to the school (15 mins late), he was having a shit fit about me bringing the wrong jacket, so I screamed over the noise, “Please have his teacher call me when she can!” and left. 

When I got to work, she hadn’t yet called, so I decided I had to call her.  I needed this mystery solved.

“Hi, this is Bongo’s mom, I was just wondered if you knew how he got the blister on his hand?  He said he was cooking food with Miss D?  I’m just wondering, because if it’s not a burn blister, we can treat it differently, than if it is…”  I needed to appear concerned, but not accusatory.  I love his teachers, I just needed an answer.

Her, puzzled.  “Hmmm, we don’t have hot food here.  We don’t even have a microwave.”

Me: “He said something about pasta and apples?”

Her: Laughs, “We didn’t have pasta or apples yesterday.  Maybe it’s not a burn blister?  Maybe he got it on the monkey bars or something?”

Me, puzzled.  “Maybe so.  Well…  Maybe if you could just ask around?”

Her: “Definitely.  I’ll ask Miss D and call you back.”

Five minutes later she called back.

“He told us he got it on the turtle lamp in his room.” 

Righteous.Indignation.Shattered. 

That little liar!  With his story and details and finger pointing!

Me: pause… “Oh wow ok, thanks.”  Nervous laugh.  We said our goodbyes and hung up.

I have no idea when he got it.

It happened without my knowing.

I’m not sure I should be impressed or concerned about the level of detail in his elaborate story. 

At least I know his school isn’t endangering him with objects hot enough to create second degree burns.  We do that just fine at home, thank you.

Hookin’ For Sandy Hook

When the Sandy Hook tragedy happened, I felt pretty useless, even though I did find a few things to do to help.  When I heard about these projects, and given my new crochet habit, it just felt natural for me to do a few of them.  Still not enough, but at least a little bit more.

For the Beanies for Brave Students project, I made this beanie.  I think it turned out pretty nicely, especially considering this was the first time I used more than one color in a project.  I used the pattern listed on her PDF sheet, and I really liked it, plus it worked up pretty quickly.

Beanie for the Beanies for Bravery Project

Beanie for the Beanies for Bravery Project

For the Memory Squares for CT Families, I made my first granny squares, using this YouTube video.  I made one in more “girly” colors and one in more “boyish” colors.

Granny Squares for Memory Blankets for CT Families

Granny Squares for Memory Blankets for CT Families

I was going to do more, but I started reading a couple articles about Newtown being overwhelmed with gifts, and asking for them to at least temporarily stop, so that they could sort through and distribute them.  I didn’t want to contribute to the overwhelm, so I stopped here.

Still not enough, but at least a little bit more.

Fit Friday

Fit Friday!Once again, I am glad I wrote my Future Letter.  It’s out there being all inspirational and concrete, and making me actually do the stuff on it.  Huh.  Magical.  So let’s get to the bullet point about Fitness. Here’s the deal on that.  I haz none.  I am the heaviest I have ever been, outside of pregnancy (which doesn’t count, ’cause duh it’s ok to be a whale then.  Wait, it’s not?  Oh…  Fail.)  I have times where I look in the mirror and I’m all, “Hellz yes I am the total hotness!”  Ok, not really.  Most of the time, it’s more like, “Meh.  I’m not too bad, definitely don’t look like I weigh [what I weigh].”

Then I see a picture of myself.  Or catch a glimpse of myself in the TV when the commercial comes on and it goes black for a split second.  (Don’t you hate that?  Super scary.  Gah.)  Then it’s more like, “Holy???  That’s what I look like????”  I’ve been in total denial about how much weight I’ve gained.  Which, is kind of an amazing feat, since my wedding ring hasn’t fit for months and my pants are being held together by that rubber band trick that you do in early pregnancy between the “is she just fat or is she pregnant” phase.  I have terrible habits, and I think at least some of it is related to anxiety, from hating my job so much and being miserable 40 hrs a week.  Excuses, I know, but I know this is part of it.  Hi, I’m Andrea and I eat my feelings.  Mmmmm, feelings…

Anyway, since I’ve seen the upswing in accountability since having said Future Letter on the Interwebz, I’m going to use that again here, and start Fit Friday.  I’ll just make one committment a week.  One small change.  Then I’ll report on how I did.  Then you all can ridicule me if I fail.  Ok, don’t do that actually.  Maybe just encourage me.  Once I’m successful at that, I’ll just add on to it.  Then it’ll become a habit, and I’ll become Anne Hathaway.  (No?  Don’t burst my bubble!)

This week’s Fit Friday goal:

Work out for a total of 60 minutes this week. 

That’s two 30 minute sessions or six 10 minute sessions.  Manageable.

Let’s do this!

Eliminate Household Products with Castile Soap – Update!

Replace Household Products with Castile Soap - UPDATEMy most successful post on this blog thus far is this one: Eliminate 18 Products with Castile Soap.  I wrote it over a year ago, so we’ve had a lot of time to test what works and what doesn’t, and here are the results!  {Side note: I’ve once again proved that I lack the ability to do basic math, and realized that while the post title says 18, there are only 15 suggestions there!  Acck, how did I miss that?  #shame.}  Anyway, here’s the update.

In my original post, I mentioned that we used Dr. Bronner’s, but we have since switched brands to Dr. Woods (do only Drs. make Castile soap?  Guess so.)  We like this brand much better, I think because of the addition of the shea butter.  It is definitely less filmy when used on skin than the Dr. Bronner’s was.  It has enabled us to use it in ways which we didn’t like before.

1. Shampoo – Original Grade: B | Revised Grade: A

Recipe:  I simplified the recipe from the original post to 1 part Castile soap to 5 parts water.  That’s it.

I still do not use it on my hair.  As stated in the previous post, it makes my hair incredibly greasy, sticky and filmy.  I tried it around the time of the original post, and then I tried again a few months later.  No dice.  It was awful.

However, we do use it on the Rex and Bongo‘s hair, and since switching brands, we don’t even have to add the olive oil!  Therefore, I upgraded it to an A!

2. Hand Soap – Original Grade: A+ | Revised: A+

Soapy Hand soapRecipe: Fill a foaming hand soap dispenser with water, add a squirt of Castile soap.  If it’s not sudsy enough, add more, to your liking.

Sudsy!

Yes, still LOVE this for hand soap, it’s the only thing we use!

3. Dish Soap – Original Grade: A+ | Revised Grade: B

Recipe: Use in place of standard dish soap, just a few drops in the sink.

I actually kind of forgot about this.  We ran out at one point during the move, and we switched back to Target’s Method brand.  Husband is the one who does the dishes, and he says that it works for most things, but for realllly greasy or dirty stuff, it doesn’t work as well.  It gets a B now.

4. Body, Baby and Face Wash – Original Grade: A | Revised Grade: A

Recipe: We use the same recipe as our simplified shampoo recipe above. 1 part Castile soap to 5 parts water.

I don’t use it for face wash anymore, but that’s because I haven’t been washing my face.  I know, this is terrible.  Feel free to judge me and click your tongue at me.  This is something I’m working on in the new year.  (See bullet item in Future Letter “pretty and witty and…”).  I don’t even wash my makeup off (but I don’t wear that much either these days, if that helps.)  However, I do use it for my and the kids’ body wash.  Husband stubbornly still uses toxin-filled Suave.  ;-)   He doesn’t like the way the Castile soap feels on his skin.  Note that this is best used in one of those loofah pouf sponge dealy-wops.  It works up a nice lather in those, but using it straight is usually not very effective.

5. Use in Kids’ Bathwater – Original Grade: D | Revised Grade: N/A

Recipe: Use a good squirt in the bathwater, no other soap needed.

We didn’t like this originally, so we never used it.  However, I’ve read some ideas lately about adding lavender to baths to help relax, so this may be a good medium in which to add it.  I have some lavender essential oil on order, and plan to try it, then I will update again!

6. Laundry Detergent – Grade: A | Revised Grade: N/A

Recipe: Use 1/8 cup Castile soap in place of your regular detergent.  You may also add a dash of baking soda.  Or, you can stretch your detergent by diluting it into a solution of two parts water, one part Castile soap and one part laundry detergent.

There is an error in the cost comparison on the original post.  Did you find it?  I have always meant to update it, but never have.  In short, it is actually more expensive, not less, to do this, plus husband (who also does all the laundry) didn’t like it, so we stopped using it.

7. Household Cleaner – Grade: A++ | Revised Grade: A+++

Love this Castile Soap CleanerRecipe:

  • Fill a spray bottle about a 1/4 full with white vinegar.
  • Fill the rest of the bottle with water
  • Add a squirt of Castile soap
  • Add 3 or 4 drops of tea tree oil

I still sparkly, sparkly heart this cleaner.  I use it on everything I can.  If I wasn’t so lazy I’d go back and add another heart to the photo.  I should probably dedicate a whole post to it, but see aforementioned lazy comment.

8. Toilet Cleaner – Grade: A | Revised Grade: A

Recipe: Squirt in a bit of Castile soap, I just did a quick little ring around the whole toilet.  Add a little baking soda, and scrub!  You can also add the baking soda, then spray in the Household Cleaner above.

Yep, love this still too!

9. Glass Cleaner – Grade: A | Revised Grade: A

Recipe: Still using the above household cleaner with microfiber cloth, still love it!

10. Baby Wipes – Original Grade: A | Revised Grade: A++

We no longer have a need for baby wipes (our little one is now potty trained) BUT, it is worth noting that the horrifying, bleeding eczema that 2 year old Bongo had in my original post was due to commercial baby wipes.  Around Christmas 2011 his school ran out of homemade baby wipes and started using commercial (Huggies brand) again.  His face and bottom broke out in the eczema so bad that I took him to the Children’s Hospital specialist, who again prescribed a steroid cream.  Still dissastfied with the idea of steroids in my 2 year old, I tried every cream/potion/concoction under the sun.  When he was on Christmas break, we started using homemade wipes again and noticed his skin cleared up very suddenly.  We finally put 2 and 2 together that it was the wipes that were causing it.  Thus, I will never use commercial wipes again, and am upgrading this to an A++.

I am not going to re-review the bonus round ideas, because as stated before, we never used them, and still haven’t, but the recipes are there if you’d like to take a look.

While I didn’t eliminate as many products as I’d originally thought, you may still be able to, depending on your personal preferences.  I regret to admit that after failing with the Castile soap recipe, I tried “natural/organic” sulfate free shampoos and conditioners, and I hated those as well.  They were expensive and I hated how they made my hair feel, so I switched back to sulfate-loaded commercial shampoo. #shame  However, I do have another experiment in the works, for both shampoo/conditioner, and face wash, so keep reading for those coming up soon!  Thanks for pinning, sharing and posting my original post!  I hope you like this one just as well!

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Are You a Successful “Quitter”? Let’s Chat!

I am really glad that I wrote my Future Letter.  I have never been a believer in New Year’s Resolutions, but somehow having all those goals and ideas down on paper, errr, the Internet, has made me feel more accountable and more fired up about making them all come true.  But here’s the thing, I’m skerd. (That’s ”scared” for you literate people out there.)  Scared about the impending huge changes coming up, quitting my job, running a business, possibly changing our kids’ schooling.  What will it look like?  What will it feel like?  How will I prepare?!  Halp!  The first thing that will potential happen is the job change, so let’s start with that!

There’s no better way to calm fears than to talk to people who are already rocking it!  If you (or anyone you know) have quit your day job to stay home with kids, run a business, change careers, or just plain hang around being awesome all day, I want to talk to you!  Please send me an email at andrea{at}hotmesshouse{dot}com, and we’ll chat, and I’ll link to your blog in my sidebar, chat it up and promote it, and you can help me and others learn from your success!  I can’t wait to hear from you!

Future Letter: What 2013 Will Look Like

I’m not one for New Year’s Resolutions.  I usually don’t stick to goals, as good as my intentions are.  But, as I look forward to 2013, I feel like I want to solidify some ideas and intentions, and create a roadmap of sorts.  I want to clarify some things, in order to move forward towards the life we want.

2012 was a transformative year.  Moving our home was a huge and needed step towards the life we want.  It was also really hard.  The move itself was a nightmare start to finish, and in the midst of that, our dog died, I went on a job rotation, and our spirited 6 year old, who doesn’t handle change well (at all), totally freaked about all the changes.  I spent much of October in tears, as I was getting phone calls from the school to come pick him up for misbehavior.  He’s better now.  Lots of things are better now.  We love our new house.  We feel peace there.  I feel like our family really hit bottom in 2012, but that we are now on the upswing.

In 2013, I want to move up the hill further.  But how to do that?  On one of my new favorite blogs, I found two posts that inspired me: the concept of writing your own success story, and writing a future letter.  They are both similar, but I like the idea of a future letter, where you write a letter to yourself in past tense, as if you’ve already accomplished all your goals.  (Note: In this list, and everywhere on this blog, whenever I say “I,” I really mean “we,” as in “in conjunction with my husband.”  It’s just easier to write “I,” than “we,” because “we” becomes confusing, and “in conjunction with my husband” is too long and cumbersome, kind of like this stupid disclaimer.)  Here goes:

As I write this post on January 1, 2014, I reflect back at all I have accomplished in 2013, from the frivolous, to the fantastical.

  • I have further refined what I want out of my career, and found one with purpose.  I have quit my corporate job to realize this dream.
  • I have developed my business into a successful one, that supports itself, and our family.  We have made valuable and meaningful connections with our customers and followers.
  • I have researched and decided upon homeschooling vs. unschooling vs. Montessori schooling (where they already attend) and made the decision that best supports our sons and our family.
  • My husband and I have made new friends and cultivated new friendships together.  We have a solid support system and basis of good friends.
  • I spent a lot of time with my immediate and extended family.
  • I became a better parent every day by being more patient and understanding, and reading and learning about all types of parenting styles and methods.
  • I have a healthy, happy marriage.
  • I can crochet, like a boss, and even sell some of my stuff.
  • I have done much, with my family, to promote goodwill and charity, in my community and within our relationships.
  • I have developed this blog, found my voice and garnered a following.
  • I have finished the projects needed at my house, and find much peace there.
  • I have made healthy living (cooking, exercise, good sleep and downtime) a habit, for all of us.
  • I have learned how to use my DSLR camera, and used it to take pictures of my family AND myself.
  • I have established a healthy hair and skin care routine, that makes me feel oh so pretty and witty, and… never mind, you get it, and is also “green” as it can be.

Here we go!  Goodbye 2012, here’s to 2013!  Who wants to join in and write their own future letter?  Post in the comments if you do!

Sadness Spurs Change

Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow, without a little rainToday is a sad day.

My brother, who lives in New York, was visiting for the holidays; today he left to go back home.  I only get to see him once a year, when he comes into town for Christmas.

My 6 year old son, in the middle of a crowded Michael’s store, told me, “I wish you were dead,” because I wouldn’t let him exchange one of the craft projects I was buying him, for the candy in the checkout line.  It felt like a slap to the face.  The ultimate insult while I was trying to do something nice for him.

Tomorrow I have to return to the job that I hate, after 10 glorious days at home.

Today I am cranky.  Today I am out of sorts.  Today I am sad.

Tomorrow:

I will make more of an effort to communicate with my brother while he’s away.

I will continue to press on and be a good parent to my spirited child.

I will continue my efforts towards finding a job that is fulfilling.

Tomorrow, I will see the rainbow.

Today though, I will live in the rain.

Find the Right Job: Fail Over and Over

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - EdisonI’m stuck in a job right now that is totally wrong for me in every way.  Not only do I not like the work, I am fully incapable of doing it.  Doing this job for me would is the equivalent of asking an artist to teach an advanced level physics class.  It’d be like taking an engineer and asking them to run a party planning service.  It’s not a skill-set that I have.  I vacillate between indifference about it, and coming home (or ending up in the work bathroom)  in tears.  Can we file: Started keeping eye drops at your desk (seriously, I have) under: Indications your career might be wrong for you?  I think so.  The problem is, I don’t know what job will be better for me.  But I’m getting there, and here’s how: failing over and over again.

Here are other things I’ve tried, researched or thought about doing that have been a poor fit: Wedding reception hall, gumball machine business, lawyer, doggy daycare, DIY blog (uh yeah, THIS blog, FYI, I hate DIY blogging, but I keep trying to force myself into it and failing.  [See how I wrote that post and then *crickets* for months afterwards?] Self: Stop doing that!  Also there’s too many parentheses here, is anyone still reading this?), and that’s not even mentioning the hobbies (karate, running, bike riding, graphic design, to name a few.)  I try not to think of those as failures, I just think of them as narrowing down what I don’t like to do, or uh, what I suck at, in order to figure out what I do want to do.  I feel like I am more clear than ever, and am getting closer to finding the right fit.

Here’s the current list of things I do like:

  • Lifestyle blogging (what this post is)
  • I have a very strong interest in maternal and fetal health, up to and including birth and breastfeeding.  When I think back about this, I realize that I have always had this interest – I was interested in both before I had reason to be (i.e. way before I was even married, let alone thinking of children), I was watching the baby/birth shows on Discovery with great interest.
  • Small business/entrepreneurship (I own this business, and am trying to develop it
  • And my newest interest, that seems to be sticking around thus far, crochet

To further that complication even more, I have also been intensely interested of late in homeschooling and unschooling (here, here).  I don’t know for sure yet that I want to do it, but I am definitely keeping it open as an option.  But how do we pay the bills while we homeschool?

And, one last consideration. I have to consider my personality.  For once in my life, I am trying really hard to really be honest with myself.  To not sugarcoat things to myself, and to not see things as just the magic pill.  (Holy shit, is that personal growth?!  Like wow.)  For a long time after I was forced into this job, I just kept thinking, “If only I could quit!!  If I could quit this job, I would!”  But it’s not that simple.  When I really examine it, I realize there are a lot of perks to working corporate life, and I kind of like them.  It would be good to incorporate some of these things into whatever I land on.

  1. Steady paycheck
  2. Accountability
  3. Structure
  4. Financial independence.  Now look people, I am married, and what’s ours is ours, but God forbid – what if something happens to Husband?  Plus, I like to contribute to the family paycheck.

At this point in my life, I don’t feel I have the self-discipline to have a day that is totally unstructured and has no accountability to anyone but me.  Thus, I’m not sure that quitting my corporate job (with lots of structure and accountability) to run my business is going to be very successful.  I think it could be, in the future, but I think I need to baby-step into that.  Also, I hate to admit this, because I think it will make me sound materialistic, but I assure you that’s not what it’s about, so keep reading – I love the lifestyle that having two incomes provides.  And here’s why: It’s not because of material things.  It’s because I don’t want to feel like we’re struggling.  I admit it.  I don’t want to struggle.  I want to have some disposable income.  Abruptly quitting my job to nothing is not a good solution.

And the core of what drives me: Helping people.  I want to help people.  I haven’t put all the pieces together yet.  How can I merge the above interests with the above needs in a way that:

  1. Um yeah, pays the bills (the children do tend to appreciate electricity and food)
  2. Helps people
  3. Feels fulfilling
  4. Possibly homeschool/unschool

I’m loving posts like this on how to specialize and this one on how to pick a career you’ll like.  In the end, I’m not there yet.  I don’t have the answer yet.  But I am getting SO close.  I can feel it.

Proud to be a Hooker (Of the Crochet Persuasion)

I suffer a little bit from anxiety.  It’s never been enough to warrant medication or anything, but it’s enough to make it so I can just never, ever sit still or shut my brain off.  Watching an hour long TV show without doing anything else with my hands is like torture.  Well, I guess I wouldn’t really know actually, because I only make it through about 10 minutes of just sitting and watching before I have DO something.  Must.keep.hands.busy.  What this used to result in is me spending a heck of a lot of time just surfing the web.  Or playing a game online.  I decided, after some encouraging from Husband, that a better use of my time might actually be to produce something from all this “handiwork,” (did you see what I did there?) instead of just mindlessly surfing the web.  Thus I asked my mother-in-law to teach me how to knit.  She was kind enough to supply me with some yarn, some printed instructions and some needles, and give me a brief lesson.  Then I didn’t do anything at all with it for about almost a year.  I just went back to surfing the web.

On the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, I had just ended a 3.5 month rotation to a job I really liked, and we were going on vacation the next day and I had barely packed anything.  Cue: anxiety.  I just couldn’t sit still and I had already found the end of the Internet.  That’s when I remembered the knitting needles.  It was about 10:30 PM.  And I thought to myself, “Self?  What better time to start knitting?!”  (Feel free to not point out the logic fail here.)  I picked up those needles and was going to knit, dammit!  I would be a master knitter!  So I started with 1. Make a yarn ball.  Ok sounds easy enough!!  Let’s make a yarn ball.  One tangled mess of yarn later…  Ok, skip yarn ball.  Cast on!  Yes let’s do that.  100 youtube videos later…  I had a tangled mess of yarn, and two needles with nothing cast anywhere, let alone on.  I got frustrated and went to bed, but I packed them in my suitcase for the vacation.

I went on vacation and looked at more youtube videos and became more and more confused.  And frustrated.  I went to Pinterest for some help, and I started looking around at the finished pieces.  I realized I liked the finished look of crocheted pieces much better than knitted ones.  Plus I liked the ease of one hook, instead of two needles.  (That’s right, I prefer hooking to needles. MMMhmmmm…)  So I started looking at youtube videos on crochet.  I could do this!  I will be a master crocheter!!!  So, on Black Friday, on vacation, Rex and I ventured over to Joann and bought me one needle and one skein of yarn.  Although I used several, these two were the main videos I used to learn.  I practically have it memorized.  (“Hi this is Donna from…  My friends at allfreecrochet.com…  Crochet is an art that takes practice.”)

Crochet Video Tutorial 1

Crochet Video Tutorial 2

Here was my first project.  Holy mackeral, was I pleased as punch over my beautiful masterpiece (which took like 3 days.)

First crochet project

Here was my second one.  You can see much improvement in this piece, no?  I wasn’t really striving to make anything, I just was practicing my stitches.  For you experienced hookers out there, I’m sure you’ll recognize single, double, triple and half-double crochet.  (Oh yeah, I know the lingo!)

Second crochet project

Here was my 3rd project.  You can see that the learning curve was not too steep here.  You can also see that it’s way too wide. I got confused on the increase rounds and just kept on increasing.  It still fits though, it’s just not super snug!  The flower is my favorite part!  Beanie video tutorial.  (I love ALL her tutorials!)

First crochet beanie

And, my 4th project, and also the first project I did reading a written pattern (I had been using videos up to this point).  This project, while adorably cute (if I do say so), is not quite perfect.  It’s much more long and much less wide than the picture.  I’m not quite sure it’ll fit a newborn, but maybe a preemie?  Also, I somehow missed a stitch or something, because there’s only one row of the braided stitch, whereas there’s two in the picture.  This pattern definitely challenged my abilities, but I had so much fun with it!  I did freestyle my own flower too!  (Baby hat pattern.)

Crochet baby hat

And the start of my first scarf (pattern).  I tried making this one first, but I just couldn’t get it.  I am not great with counting stitches yet, apparently.  Also that yarn color is much more “raspberry” and much less “weird barf-y pink,” master photographer, I am not.

Scarf

So far, I’m hooked!! *rimshot*  Thank you folks, I’m here all week.